1) "Be strong", ..gently whispering to the Wi-Fi signal
2) Why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable? ... Like a coma.
3) Even God makes mistake. "Look at you...!"
4) Oh, you didn't get a text back. Sorry to hear that.
5) Dear Potato Chip Companies, I find it so not cool to pay $1.29 for a bag
of 60% Chips & 40% Air. Please stop doing that, thank you!
6) I am not only singing during shower..I am performing !!!
7) Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back..
8) 2 words, 1 finger.
9) Age is just a number (yeah right) and jail is just a room ?
10) My phone falls, you panic. You friends fall, you laugh.
11) Electrons, Protons & Neutrons... Scientists forgot to mention... MORONS !!!!
12) A good neighbor is someone that doesn't put a password on their Wi-Fi.
13) Today's relationships: You can touch each other, but not each other's phones.
14) The world's shortest joke ever. "I do"........ by Kim Kardashian
15) Updating your FB & Twitter status hoping your friends would join the conversation.
16) ☑ Facebook. ☑ Twitter. ☑ Youtube. ☐ Life.
17) "Hey hon, you smell that?" "No."... "Me neither, start cooking!"
18) The problem is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence
19) Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home!
20) Just give it up, girls!
20) Just give it up, girls!
